Arkansas wives

Arkansas Wives

Three men married wives from different states

The first man married a woman from California . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house, dishes washed and put away and he met Maria, the new maid.

The second man married a woman from Wisconsin . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He said the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Arkansas. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal, and a cold beer waiting when he got home from work. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher even while standing on crutches.