Saturday, February 16, 2008
Spider Eyes
Sandi is a nut with a good heart. One day I had to go for some tests and she came over so I wouldn't have to go alone. She spent the night because I had an early appointment and she lives about an hour and a half away. Only Sandi's family knows what she looks like in the morning. Unfortunately she is a natural blonde with no eyebrows. So when she wakes up and hasn't had time to put on her make up she looks like one of those old games with the little scraps of metal and the magnet stick and you draw the face on-you know what I mean. When she woke up she stomped and I mean STOMPED out of the bedroom and she had this terribly mean look on her face. She was very serious and very upset and she stated LOUDLY "YOUR CAT STOLE MY EYE LASHES AND I AM NOT LEAVING HERE WITHOUT EYELASHES!!"Boy, Cloud and I started to scramble. I tore up my make up drawer looking for lashes and Cloud wanted to know where he needed to go to buy some. I found some that didn't match and were a little bent but she made them work. Then we all (and by that I mean Cloud and I) laughed till we hurt. She said she guessed the cat thought they were spiders so evidently the cat was forgiven.
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Guilty as charged! In fact you could almost mistake me for albino. And yeah....don't mess with my lashes. Wore 'em since I was 16. If any prissy female ever wants to be sneaky and find out if my lashes are "real" or not, I point to my eyes and say "fake"...then I point to my boobs, and say "real". That usually shuts 'em up! ....and who said I forgave that darn cat?????
I'm thinkin' this is a possible movie plot. In fact, just by collecting these Ladd stories, collating them, giving them a shuffle, I'm pretty sure we have the makins of a mini series.
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